LIBRA (Sep 22-Oct 22)
Homecoming proposal tip: Spell “HC” out of wooden planks, cover it in lighter fluid, and put in on their street! A sure-fire way to win someone’s heart.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You’re strong and independent, but sometimes you do things without thinking and end up hurt. You rely on others sometimes and come off as weak. You have feelings that matter.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
If you have a favorite song you want played at Homecoming, just go to the ASB room every day at 3rd period and let them know!

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
“Triggered” is the new “Bazinga.” a terrible catchphrase for unfunny people.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
The headphone jack is still in the iPhone 7! It’s just hidden. Use a drill to find it!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
Rollerblading is the hot new way to travel! #JoinTheRevolution.

ARIES (March 21-Apr. 19)
ATA is doing Shrek Live; you didn’t hear it from me though.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20)
Don’t let anyone tell you your favorite meme isn’t cool! Keep that Harambe poster up! Keep on memeing!

GEMINI (May 21- June 20)
Frank Ocean did release his album, in case you didn’t know.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Referring to a flip phone as “basic” is like calling a T-Rex normal.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Much like the Kool-Aid man, you now have the ability to go through walls! Seize the day! Perform a heist!

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
This is the month to start vlogging! But if you don’t get 1000+ views immediately, just quit.