You won’t be seeing full beards at Foothill High and why?
Because the hair that most teenagers want on their faces is awfully shy!
We do have boys who can grow a beard first try,
but for those of you who can’t, don’t cry!
There are a ton of fantastic men that don’t have beards, like Bill Nye
the science Guy.
If there is beard you cannot grow,
don’t be sad; we already know.
Just because you have nothing to show
on your face, at least you have a sharp looking glow.
May I remind you about the hair on your head that you can grow.
After a long journey you will have a nice flow.
For those of you who do grow beards, what a ball.
Props to the boys who haven’t shaved most of fall.
For the girls who wish they had a beard just go to the mall
and meet a nice boy who has one — tell him to give you a call.
If that’s too out of the way for you, ask a boy in the hall
no matter what your height may be, short or tall.
If you can grow a beard just do it,
No need to shave in the bathroom stall.